The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch yeah
The Misheard: She seems to have that physical top s**t
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Real Lyric: Smooth operator
The Misheard: Smooth, a Beretta
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Real Lyric: And you're singing the song thinking this is the life and you wake up in the morning and your head feels twice the size.
The Misheard: And you're signing the song and the missus arrives and you wake up in the morning and the hypnotist arrives.
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Real Lyric: Twilight torn is ticking
The Misheard: Twilight porn is the key
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Real Lyric: keep it down now voices carry
The Misheard: even down town this is scary
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Real Lyric: I've been kicked around since I was born.
The Misheard: I've been kicked around since i was forty.
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Real Lyric: The New York Times effect on man.
The Misheard: The New York Times are made for men.
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Real Lyric: Express yourself.
The Misheard: And scratch yourself.
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night.
The Misheard: Lit up like a douche,another mother in a fight.
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Real Lyric: Anyway the wind blows...
The Misheard: Hit me with the windows...
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