The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Ain't that peculiar
The Misheard: Ain't got computer
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Real Lyric: Hits from the bong
The Misheard: Kids from the barn
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Real Lyric: 'Cause we belong together now, yeah Forever united here somehow, yeah You got a piece of me And honestly My life would suck without you
The Misheard: 'Cause we belong together now, yeah However, you're not in here somehow, yeah You got a piece to bakeAnd I'm a saint My life would suck without you
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Real Lyric: I'm Wanted Dead or Alive
The Misheard: I'm want a..medal of lies
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Real Lyric: I just saw Hayley's comet She waved
The Misheard: i just saw aliens coming to me
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Real Lyric: So bring me, all my finest
The Misheard: _____ me, I'm a thymus
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Real Lyric: I'll take a risk Take a chance
The Misheard: SnicklefritzTake a chance....
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Real Lyric: and a man comes on and tells me how white my shirts can be.
The Misheard: and a man comes on and tells mehow to wash my shirts completely
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Real Lyric: And offers coming over the phone.
The Misheard: And waffles coming over the phone.
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Real Lyric: everybody in the club gettin tipsy
The Misheard: everybody in the club with big tits
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