The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I dont know how you got my telephone number Probably some jerk tryin' to put me under
The Misheard: I don't know how to hold your telephone longerPapa's son dirt tryin' to put me under
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Real Lyric: Dance F*cker Dance
The Misheard: Dance Trucker Dance
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Real Lyric: How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man
The Misheard: How many chodes must a man suck down before you can call him a man
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Real Lyric: when i grow up, fashion queen number 1 chick when i step out on the scene
The Misheard: when i grow up, fresh and clean number 1 chick inside a magazine
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Real Lyric: You'll see Amarillo,And Gallop New Mexico
The Misheard: You'll see armadillo's, and gallop through Mexico
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Real Lyric: Hot tramp, I love you so
The Misheard: Hot crap! I love you so
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Real Lyric: And I'm pins and I'm needles
The Misheard: And I'm pissing a needle
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Real Lyric: Paperback writer!
The Misheard: Take the back right turn.
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Real Lyric: It's like a black fly in your charrdonnay It's a death row pardon, two minutes too late
The Misheard: Step back flyyou chardonateits a death row part of meten minutes too late.
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Real Lyric: When I grow up I want to have groupies.
The Misheard: When I grow up I want to have boobies.
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