The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: when i grow up, fashion queen number 1 chick when i step out on the scene
The Misheard: when i grow up, fresh and clean number 1 chick inside a magazine
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Real Lyric: You'll see Amarillo,And Gallop New Mexico
The Misheard: You'll see armadillo's, and gallop through Mexico
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Real Lyric: Hot tramp, I love you so
The Misheard: Hot crap! I love you so
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Real Lyric: And I'm pins and I'm needles
The Misheard: And I'm pissing a needle
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Real Lyric: Paperback writer!
The Misheard: Take the back right turn.
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Real Lyric: It's like a black fly in your charrdonnay It's a death row pardon, two minutes too late
The Misheard: Step back flyyou chardonateits a death row part of meten minutes too late.
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Real Lyric: When I grow up I want to have groupies.
The Misheard: When I grow up I want to have boobies.
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Real Lyric: Ain't that peculiar
The Misheard: Ain't got computer
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Real Lyric: Hits from the bong
The Misheard: Kids from the barn
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Real Lyric: 'Cause we belong together now, yeah Forever united here somehow, yeah You got a piece of me And honestly My life would suck without you
The Misheard: 'Cause we belong together now, yeah However, you're not in here somehow, yeah You got a piece to bakeAnd I'm a saint My life would suck without you
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