The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Now my empty cup is as sweet as the punch
The Misheard: Now my empty cup is as sweet as a bunch
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Real Lyric: Version girl, what's your name? Oh you come and you go, Version girl, what's your name? Just like the morning sun. It's so hard to find a personality with charms Like yours for me.
The Misheard: Persian girl, what's your name?Oh you come and you go,Persian girl, what's your name?Just like the morning sun.It's so hard to find a personality with charmsLike yours for me.
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Real Lyric: I wanna know, have you ever seen the rain
The Misheard: i wanna know, have you ever seen McCain
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Real Lyric: I got an ace card going down on the rocks.
The Misheard: I got a nice car coming down the road.
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Real Lyric: When your day is through, and so is your temper
The Misheard: When your day is through, and so is your tampon
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Real Lyric: Smoke on the water.
The Misheard: Smoke coming water
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Real Lyric: My eyes feel like they're gonna bleed
The Misheard: My ice-filled eyes, they're gonna bleed
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Real Lyric: I dont know how you got my telephone number Probably some jerk tryin' to put me under
The Misheard: I don't know how to hold your telephone longerPapa's son dirt tryin' to put me under
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Real Lyric: Dance F*cker Dance
The Misheard: Dance Trucker Dance
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Real Lyric: How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man
The Misheard: How many chodes must a man suck down before you can call him a man
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