The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Unsealed On a porch a letter sat Then you said i wanna leave it again Once I saw her on a beach of weathered sand And on the sand I wanna leave it again... yeah On a weekend I wanna wish it all away yeah... And they called and I said that I want what I said And then I call out again And the reason oughta leave her calm I know I said i don't know whether In the box or the bag Ah yeah ehh.... Can you see them Out on the porch But they don't wave I see them round the front way yeah And I know I don't want to stay... Make me cry Ooooh I see I dont know theres something else I wanna drum it all away Oh I said I dont, I dont know whether Im a boxer or the bag Ah yeah ehh.... Can you see them Out on the porch But they dont wave I see them round the front way yeah And I know I dont want to stay I dont wanna stay (2x) Dont Dont wanna Oh... yeah... oooh...
The Misheard: On the sea limpA a portion litter fairyLandfill, I wanna leave ben a hen.One bizarre rim, On a beach a little horse says "Mona's sad" "I wanna leave Ben again"On wheelie, On a wizzer, or a whaleAnd a cold mama said that I don't
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Real Lyric: Youve got to keep in mind love is here today And its gone tomorrow Its here and gone so fast
The Misheard: Youve got to keep in mind love is here todayAnd its gone tomorrowIs here and I'm so fat
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Real Lyric: Big ole' Jet Airliner
The Misheard: Bingo Jed and Lionel
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Real Lyric: ...and my poor heart breaks...
The Misheard: I'm a pool hall ace
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Real Lyric: Little red Corvette.
The Misheard: Living comet.
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Real Lyric: Don't give up on your faith.
The Misheard: Don't give up on your face.
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Real Lyric: Do the hustle
The Misheard: Do the Hot Sauce
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Real Lyric: "My darlin', ah..."
The Misheard: "My bowels ache, ah!"
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Real Lyric: "Angie...Angie..."
The Misheard: "I am Jed, I am Jed..."
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Real Lyric: Cruising on to the junction I found that Bobby beat us out
The Misheard: Cruising on to the junctionI found that Bobby's penis' out
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