The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: It's too late to apologize.
The Misheard: It's too late to call the jives.
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Real Lyric: I need you like a heart needs a beat.
The Misheard: I need you like a hive needs a bee.
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Real Lyric: Breaking rocks in the hot sun,
The Misheard: Reagan rots in the hot sun
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Real Lyric: I came across a fallen elm tree.
The Misheard: I came across a folded lavatory.
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Real Lyric: Don't stop the buck when it comes It's the dawn, you'll see
The Misheard: Don't stop the butt when it comesIt's the one, you'll see
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Real Lyric: Would you weep, Cosette, should Marius fall?
The Misheard: Could it be Cosette should marry us all?
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Real Lyric: Dreams last for so long
The Misheard: Streetlights gone so long
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Real Lyric: This sh*t is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S
The Misheard: This shirt is my nana's. M-Y-N-A-N-A-S
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Real Lyric: Christ I'm a sidewinder. . .I'm a California king
The Misheard: Christ stop a sock wander. . .I'm a killin' for McCain
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Real Lyric: This is the dawning of the age of aquarius, age of aquarius, aquarius, aquarius....
The Misheard: This is the dawning of the age of a praire dog, age of a prairie dog, a praire dog....
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