The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I found God on the corner of 1st and Amistad Where the West was all but won
The Misheard: I found a guy on the corner of Fist and Honest DotWhere the rest was all that were
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Real Lyric: Oh no, put your fingers in the ear
The Misheard: Al Gore, put your fingers in the air
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Real Lyric: My island home
The Misheard: My Ivanhoe
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Real Lyric: po-po-po-pokerface po-po-pokerface
The Misheard: i'm off my f**kin' faceoff my f**kin' face
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Real Lyric: i want your body need your body
The Misheard: i want Joe Bidenneed Joe Biden
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Real Lyric: stuck on the rollercoaster
The Misheard: staccato, rollercoaster
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Real Lyric: I want you to know that you can let go
The Misheard: I want Jews to know, that you can let go
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Real Lyric: we gettin Arab money
The Misheard: we gettin paid that money
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Real Lyric: GET MY TELEVISION FIX SITTING ON MY CRUCIFIX THE LIVING ROOM IN MY PRIVATE WOMB WHILE THE MOM'S AND BRAD'S ARE AWAY TO FALL IN LOVE AND FALL IN DEBT TO ALCOHOL AND CIGARETTES AND MARY JANE TO KEEP ME INSANE DOIN' SOMEONE ELSE'S COCAINE
The Misheard: GET MY TELEVISON FIXED SITTING ON MY LIPS,THE LIVING ROOM IN MY PRIVATE ROOM,WHILE THE MOM'S AND RAT'S ARE AWAYTO FALL IN LOVE AND FALL IN DEBTTO ALCOHOL AND CIGARETTES AND MARY TO KEEP ME INSANE AND SOMEONE ELSE IS INSANE
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Real Lyric: Barbara Ann
The Misheard: Bobber ran
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