The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Got to meet the hottie with the million dollar body They say its over budget but you’d pay her just to touch it come on!
The Misheard: Got to meet the honey with the million dollar body They say its over budget but she'd pay you just to touch her come on!
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Real Lyric: Master! Apprentice! Heartborne! 7th seeker Warrior! Disciple! In me the Wishmaster
The Misheard: Faster! Aprentice! Hardcore! Seven seas err! Warrior! Decibel! In me the Wishmaster
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Real Lyric: Just like the pied piper Led rats through the streets We dance like marionettes, Swaying to the symphony... Of destruction
The Misheard: Just like my fiber land that poos s**t. Dance like married nerds swing to the Symphony of destruction!
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Real Lyric: On a cold winter morning, in the time before the light, In flames of death's eternal reign, we ride towards the fight.
The Misheard: And i go in the morning, in the time before the light. In flames of dancing turn the rage we ride towards the fight.
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Real Lyric: Crowds of people sittin on the grass with flowers in their hair said,
The Misheard: Lots of people sitting on the grass with flowers in their headset.
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Real Lyric: Scoop, Muck and Dizzy Such a lot to do!
The Misheard: So f**kin' busySuch a lot to do!
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Real Lyric: Dont cry to me, oh baby
The Misheard: Dont cry tommy, you baby
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Real Lyric: My friends are so depressed
The Misheard: My friends are soggy friends
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Real Lyric: Jingle, jangle
The Misheard: Jingle, Jango
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Real Lyric: Cause I can't help it if you look like an angel Can't help it if I wanna kiss you in the rain so Come feel this magic I've been feeling since I met you Can't help it if there's no one else Mmm I can't help myself
The Misheard: Suck it up and if you look like an angelCan't help the if I wanna kiss you in the rain saltCorn field is magic I've been feeling since I'm at youCan't help it if there's no one elseYou I can't help myself
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