The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Not a word, from your lips You just took for granted i want to skinny dip
The Misheard: Not a word, from your lipsYou just took for granted i want some skinny tits
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Real Lyric: Tenth Avenue Freezeout
The Misheard: Ten devils in a freezer
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Real Lyric: Amarillo by morning, up from San Antone.
The Misheard: I'm a rebel by morning, up from San Antone.
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Real Lyric: When I grow up... I wanna have groupies
The Misheard: When I grow up... I wanna have boobies
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Real Lyric: Signed, sealed delivered, I'm yours.
The Misheard: Sign sin the river I'm yours.
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Real Lyric: Every Playboy bunny With her bleach blond hair
The Misheard: Every playboy bunny With her beach-ball hair
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Real Lyric: Why'd you have to go and let it die? Why'd you have to go and let it die? In too deep and out of time. Why'd you have to go and let it die?
The Misheard: Why'd you have to go when Leonard died?Why'd you have to go when Leonard died?In too deep and out of time.Why'd you have to go when Leonard died?
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Real Lyric: roam if you want to
The Misheard: oh misty wonder
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Real Lyric: paperback writer
The Misheard: take the back right turn
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Real Lyric: Sa-Sa-Sa-Sa-Samantha Fox!
The Misheard: Sa-Sa-Sa-Sa-Samantha F**ks!
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