The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: They're savages! Savages! Barely even human Savages! Savages!
The Misheard: They're cabbages! Cabbages!Are they even human?Cabbages! Cabbages!
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Real Lyric: Big Black Boots, Long Brown hair
The Misheard: Big Bag Boobs, Long frown bear
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Real Lyric: He had a pickup truck and the devil's eyes
The Misheard: He had a pickup truck that ate the devil's eyes
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Real Lyric: I was raised by a toothless bearded hag.
The Misheard: I was raised by two lesbian hags.
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Real Lyric: Hold me closer Tiny Dancer
The Misheard: Hold me closer, Tony Danza
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Real Lyric: Su-Sussudio
The Misheard: Sou-Sou-Souvenir
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Real Lyric: draggin the line
The Misheard: living the lie
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Real Lyric: And now she's waiting for the right kind of pilot To come
The Misheard: And now she's waiting for the right kind of pirate to come
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Real Lyric: "Panama! Panama-a-a-a!"
The Misheard: "Had enough! Had eno-o-ugh!"
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Real Lyric: "F**cking tornado"
The Misheard: "Fat tomato"
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