The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I can't live without your love and affection I can't face another night on my own
The Misheard: I can't live without your big fat and erectionI can't face another night on my own
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Real Lyric: Billie Jean is not my lover
The Misheard: Bille Jean rocks my world
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Real Lyric: There might be a little dust on the bottle, but don't let it fool you, about what's inside
The Misheard: There might be a little dust on the Bible, but don't let it fool you, my wife's inside.
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Real Lyric: Don't stop believin'
The Misheard: Joe's not believin'
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Real Lyric: voice of confusion inside of me
The Misheard: voice of confusion and sodomy
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Real Lyric: Little Red Corvette
The Misheard: Eww, wet Eww, wet
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Real Lyric: I won't put my hands up and surrender. There will be no white flag above my door.
The Misheard: I will poke my eyes out, and surrender. There will be no white flag above my toe.
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Real Lyric: I've been downhearted babe
The Misheard: I've been down harder days
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Real Lyric: She's got electric boots and a mohair suit, you know i read it in a magazine
The Misheard: She's got big boobs and her mom does too cause i read it in a magazine.
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Real Lyric: Don't surrender 'Cause you can win In this thing called love
The Misheard: Go and surrender'Cause you can't winIn this game called lurrrl
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