The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Now I've got a suitcase full of fifty pound notes And a half-naked woman with her tongue down my throat
The Misheard: Now I've got a suitcase full of fifty pound notesAnd half a naked woman with her tongue down my throat
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Real Lyric: To put it in a nutshell
The Misheard: To put him in a nutshell
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Real Lyric: Big old jet airliner
The Misheard: Big old jet had a line up
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Real Lyric: Are you reelin in the years Stowin away the time Are you gatherin up the tears
The Misheard: Are you reelin in the E'sStowing away the dimesAre you gathering up the G's
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Real Lyric: All the cops in the donut shop say
The Misheard: all the c**ks in the donor shop say
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Real Lyric: Whistlin' Dixie
The Misheard: Blessed Winn-Dixie
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Real Lyric: In the silent secret
The Misheard: In the silent sea crap
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Real Lyric: Don't you know which clothes even fit me?
The Misheard: Don't think your witch clothes even fit me.
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Real Lyric: Beezlebub has the devil put aside for me
The Misheard: The applesauce has the devil put aside for me.
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Real Lyric: You left me to remain with all your excuses for everything
The Misheard: You left me two e-mails with all your excuses for everything
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