The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: under my umbrella
The Misheard: under my armed baretta
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Real Lyric: She handled her charm with time and slight of hand
The Misheard: She handled her charm with time and a slice of ham
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Real Lyric: No dark sarcasm in the classroom
The Misheard: no dogs are casm in the classroom
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Real Lyric: '65 love affair
The Misheard: Six foot five love affair
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Real Lyric: Id never count the cost Its worth all thats lost Just to see you smile
The Misheard: Id never count the costIts worth all that sauceJust to see you smile
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Real Lyric: Got a right to who I am.
The Misheard: Gotta ride the two eyed yam.
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Real Lyric: Let no man put asunder or else he be put under
The Misheard: Let no man put asunder or STD put under
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Real Lyric: Now I've got a suitcase full of fifty pound notes And a half-naked woman with her tongue down my throat
The Misheard: Now I've got a suitcase full of fifty pound notesAnd half a naked woman with her tongue down my throat
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Real Lyric: To put it in a nutshell
The Misheard: To put him in a nutshell
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Real Lyric: Big old jet airliner
The Misheard: Big old jet had a line up
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