The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Stand carving up the wall Why don’t you open up at all?
The Misheard: Stay calm and upload porn Why don’t you upload at all?
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Real Lyric: Hang on Sloopy, Sloopy hang on
The Misheard: Hang on stupid, stupid hang on
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Real Lyric: and pray for the thunder/ and the rain/ to quietly pass me by
The Misheard: I'd pray for the thunder/ and the rain/ but why did you pass me by?
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Real Lyric: I love you, sweet leaf
The Misheard: I love you, sweet cheeks
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Real Lyric: I swear that I don't have a gun
The Misheard: I swear that I don't have God
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Real Lyric: Those Poor Runner-ups might still hold some grudges They padded their cups But I screwed the Judges
The Misheard: Those Poor Romanoffs might still hold some grudgesthey powdered their cuffsbut I screwed the judges
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Real Lyric: Your dog keeps licking my nose
The Misheard: Your dog keeps licking my bone
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Real Lyric: cut myself on angel hair and baby's breath
The Misheard: cut myself on angel hair and baked beans breath
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Real Lyric: Come and get your love
The Misheard: Come and get your lunch
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Real Lyric: We Fight We Breakup We Kiss We Makeup
The Misheard: We Fight We Breakup We Kiss We Makeout
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