The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Your body is a wonderland.
The Misheard: A valley-ous wonderland.
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Real Lyric: A wraith with an angel's body, A demon with a smile of gold, You soul-sucker! I won't become like you, A killer with the perfect weapons, crystal eyes, and a heart of coal.
The Misheard: Red plastic angel blimey!!!!a guinea pig with a smile of coalyou sold suckersi wont pick up that gluekill eric with the perfect leopardcrystal dice and a mortal scold
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Real Lyric: Like a full force gale I was lifted up again I was lifted up again by the lord
The Misheard: Like a full foreskinI was lifted up againI was lifted up again by the load
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Real Lyric: I get a notion from the look in your eye.
The Misheard: I get some lotion from the hook in your pie.
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Real Lyric: I just wanna get some chicks Rock, rock, rock, rock, rock'n'roll high school
The Misheard: I just wanna get some cheeseRock, rock, rock, rock, rock'n'roll house dude
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Real Lyric: I ran, I ran so far away
The Misheard: Iraq, Iraq is far away
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Real Lyric: a cheap f**k for me to lay
The Misheard: Way down south
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Real Lyric: Stand carving up the wall Why don’t you open up at all?
The Misheard: Stay calm and upload porn Why don’t you upload at all?
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Real Lyric: Hang on Sloopy, Sloopy hang on
The Misheard: Hang on stupid, stupid hang on
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Real Lyric: and pray for the thunder/ and the rain/ to quietly pass me by
The Misheard: I'd pray for the thunder/ and the rain/ but why did you pass me by?
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