The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You will survive being bested.
The Misheard: You will survive being busted.
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Real Lyric: Ohh I, I love the night life I got to boggie on the disco 'round, Oh yeah
The Misheard: Ohh I, I love the night life I got to boggie I'm a disco hound, Oh yeah
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Real Lyric: I had some dreams They were clouds in my coffee Clouds in my coffee and.... Your so vain
The Misheard: I had some dreams There were clowns in my coffee Clowns in my coffee and...your so vain
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Real Lyric: And while that sends you reeling From decimated dreams Your misery and hate will kill us all
The Misheard: A woman sends you reelingFrom decimated dreamsYour misery and hate will kill us all
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Real Lyric: With the lights off, it's less dangerous. Here we are now, entertain us. I feel stupid and contagious. Here we are now, entertain us.
The Misheard: Well we don't know if it's dangerous.And we don't know if it's heinous.I feel stupid and contagious.And we don't know if it's heinous.
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Real Lyric: Shoot him You're better than him
The Misheard: Shoot upYour Beverly Hills
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Real Lyric: I'm blue da ba dee da ba daa da ba dee da ba da
The Misheard: I'm blue if I was green I would die, If I was green I would die
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Real Lyric: Take it back on your lap Took it down Move around and keep it up all night
The Misheard: Took a crap on your lapTook a dumpMove out and keep it up all night
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Real Lyric: Sitting in a SDT, Waiting for an underground train to rumble underneath my feet
The Misheard: Sitting with an STD, Waiting for an underground train to rumble underneath my feet
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Real Lyric: When Smokey sings, I hear violins..
The Misheard: When Smokey sings, I get violent..
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