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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: My Chemical Romance

    Song: Welcome To The Black Parade

    Real Lyric: And while that sends you reeling From decimated dreams Your misery and hate will kill us all

    The Misheard: A woman sends you reelingFrom decimated dreamsYour misery and hate will kill us all

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    Artist: Nirvana

    Song: Smells Like Teen Spirit

    Real Lyric: With the lights off, it's less dangerous. Here we are now, entertain us. I feel stupid and contagious. Here we are now, entertain us.

    The Misheard: Well we don't know if it's dangerous.And we don't know if it's heinous.I feel stupid and contagious.And we don't know if it's heinous.

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    Artist: The Descendents

    Song: M-16

    Real Lyric: Shoot him You're better than him

    The Misheard: Shoot upYour Beverly Hills

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    Artist: Eiffel 65

    Song: Blue (Da Ba Dee)

    Real Lyric: I'm blue da ba dee da ba daa da ba dee da ba da

    The Misheard: I'm blue if I was green I would die, If I was green I would die

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    Artist: Britney Spears

    Song: Body and Soul

    Real Lyric: Take it back on your lap Took it down Move around and keep it up all night

    The Misheard: Took a crap on your lapTook a dumpMove out and keep it up all night

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    Artist: Blur

    Song: Bang

    Real Lyric: Sitting in a SDT, Waiting for an underground train to rumble underneath my feet

    The Misheard: Sitting with an STD, Waiting for an underground train to rumble underneath my feet

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    Artist: ABC

    Song: When Smokey Sings

    Real Lyric: When Smokey sings, I hear violins..

    The Misheard: When Smokey sings, I get violent..

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    Artist: Aerosmith

    Song: Dude (Looks Like A Lady)

    Real Lyric: Dude looks like a lady

    The Misheard: Dude ejaculated

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    Artist: Jimmy Buffett

    Song: Margaritaville

    Real Lyric: I blew out my flip-flop Stepped on a pop-top

    The Misheard: I blew out my flip-flopStepped on a pop tart

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    Artist: Jimmy Buffett

    Song: Margaritaville

    Real Lyric: Yes and some people claim that theres a woman to blame And I know it's my own damn fault

    The Misheard: Yes and some people claim there's a whole nother blamebut I know it's my grandfather's fault

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