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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Rolling Stones

    Song: Heartbreaker

    Real Lyric: Heartbreaker, with your forty-four

    The Misheard: Heartbreaker, with your Vodaphone

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    Artist: Radiohead

    Song: 2 + 2 = 5

    Real Lyric: You have not been paying attention Payin' attention Payin' attention Payin' attention

    The Misheard: Me and my P.A.We're ElectriciansWe're ElectriciansWe're Electricians

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    Artist: Radiohead

    Song: Sit Down, Stand Up

    Real Lyric: (When? or and?) the rain drops

    The Misheard: I'm a raincoat

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    Artist: Radiohead

    Song: Where I End and You Begin

    Real Lyric: There's a gap in between There's a gap where we meet Where I end and you begin

    The Misheard: There's a gap in betweenThere's a gap where we meetWhere I am nude again

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    Artist: Lynyrd Skynyrd

    Song: That Smell

    Real Lyric: The smell of death surrounds you

    The Misheard: The smell of ass around you

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    Artist: Neil Sedaka

    Song: Laughter in the Rain

    Real Lyric: Oh, how I love the rainy days...

    The Misheard: Oh, how I love to rearrange...

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    Artist: America

    Song: Sister Golden Hair

    Real Lyric: bop-do-wap, bop-do-wap

    The Misheard: Bob Kotula, Bob Kotula

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    Artist: Crosby Stills Nash and Young

    Song: Southern Cross

    Real Lyric: You will survive being bested.

    The Misheard: You will survive being busted.

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    Artist: Alicia Bridges

    Song: I Love The Night Life

    Real Lyric: Ohh I, I love the night life I got to boggie on the disco 'round, Oh yeah

    The Misheard: Ohh I, I love the night life I got to boggie I'm a disco hound, Oh yeah

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    Artist: Carly Simon

    Song: You're So Vain

    Real Lyric: I had some dreams They were clouds in my coffee Clouds in my coffee and.... Your so vain

    The Misheard: I had some dreams There were clowns in my coffee Clowns in my coffee and...your so vain

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