The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: What the f**k do you think love means? It's much more than words and feelings Sucking me dry!
The Misheard: what the f**k do you think mommy?It's all porks and moldy fillingsucking meat dry
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Real Lyric: Let's rock, let's roll. Just a f**kin' pick it and roll. Picks! Speed! Turbo!
The Misheard: Let's rock, let's roll.There's a f**kin' brick in the road!Picks! Speed! Turbo!
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Real Lyric: Don't it always seem to go That you don't know what you've got till it's gone The paved paradise to put a parking lot
The Misheard: Don’t want it to always seem to go That you don’t know what you got till it’s goneThey paid paradise and pulled up a parking lot
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Real Lyric: You said there’s tons of fish in the water So the water's I will test
The Misheard: You said there’s tons of fish in the waterSo the water’s out of test/taste/tanks
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Real Lyric: Sexy can I, just pardon my manners
The Misheard: Sexy canine, Just park my menace
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Real Lyric: I found God on the corner of 1st and Amistad Where the West was all but won
The Misheard: I found God on the corner of 1st and on the stopWhere the west was all but one
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Real Lyric: I feel like I'm drowning in the ocean
The Misheard: I'm in loveI'm drowning in the ocean
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Real Lyric: Kiss me through the phone
The Misheard: Kiss me through the floor
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Real Lyric: Shawty I can take you there
The Misheard: Shorty I can take you down
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Real Lyric: Coz if one day you wake up and find that you're missing me
The Misheard: Coz if one day you wake up and find that the joyness in me
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