The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: One minute you're here and the next you're gone
The Misheard: One minute you're here and then Mexico
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Real Lyric: I know all the lore
The Misheard: I still know the Lord
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Real Lyric: So I'm looking at rock videos/Knock kneed bimbos lookin like hos
The Misheard: So I'm looking at rock videos/Nazi bimbos lookin like hos
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Real Lyric: Fasta fasta!
The Misheard: Bust the bastard!
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Real Lyric: I'm a Nut, I'm a Nut, My life don't ever get in a rut Well Hell, my shoulders are sore and loose That I ain't got the sense God gave a goose Now Lord I ain't crazy but, I'm a nut
The Misheard: I'm a nut, I'm a nut My life don't ever get interrupt Well my head and my shoulders are sure loose and I ain't got six dark gay of a goose No I ain't a crazy buck, I'm a nut.
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Real Lyric: You shine a little love in my life And let me see.
The Misheard: You should have left on the light And let me see it.
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Real Lyric: Blue eyes My babys got blue eyes
The Misheard: Too wise My babys not too wise
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Real Lyric: We are the hungry ones, on a lightning raid
The Misheard: We are the horny ones, on a light in day
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Real Lyric: Help me Rhonda, help help me Rhonda. Help me Rhonda--Yeah!--get her out of my heart.
The Misheard: Happy times, hap-happy times. Help that rag doll--Yeah!--get around in my heart.
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Real Lyric: Sunrise, shine down a little love on the world today.
The Misheard: Sunrise symbolizes all that's wrong with the world today.
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