The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Can you take me higher? To a place where blind men see
The Misheard: Can you take me higher?To a place where Linemen see
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Real Lyric: How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat
The Misheard: How can you have any pushing if you don't kick your feet
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Real Lyric: Your crazy ex-lover
The Misheard: your crazy Aunt's blubber
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Real Lyric: and I'm running down a dream
The Misheard: and I'm running down the drain
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Real Lyric: Don't drop your arms
The Misheard: Don't drop your bra
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Real Lyric: I want to be a daddy who's in the mix, and I want to be a husband who stays legit
The Misheard: I want to be a daddy who's in the mix, and I want to be husband who plays with chicks
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Real Lyric: dirty deeds done dirt cheap
The Misheard: thirty thieves and the thunder chief
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Real Lyric: Burn my knees and...
The Misheard: Ow my knees ache...
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Real Lyric: Life in plastic, it's fantastic
The Misheard: Laughing plastic, it's fantastic
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Real Lyric: Ride a painted pony let the spinning wheel spin.
The Misheard: Ride a painted toenail let the spinning wheel spin.
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