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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Lynyrd Skynyrd

    Song: Sweet Home Alabama

    Real Lyric: Big wheels keep on turnin'. Carry me home to see my kin. Singin' songs about the Southland . I miss Alabama once again and I think it's a sin.

    The Misheard: Big heels keep on turnin'. Carry me home to see my tin. Swingin' Logs in the backseat. I miss Alexandra once again and I think I'm in.

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    Artist: Queen

    Song: We Are The Champions

    Real Lyric: I paid my dues

    The Misheard: I paid my Jews

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    Artist: The Clovers

    Song: Love Potion Number Nine

    Real Lyric: gypsy with the gold capped tooth

    The Misheard: gypsy with the old tatoo

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    Artist: Silverchair

    Song: Across the Night

    Real Lyric: Your eyes perspired, a spike in my fascination.

    The Misheard: And I smell spam, a spike in my fascination.

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    Artist: Eurythmics

    Song: Love Is A Stranger

    Real Lyric: And it wrenches you up and you're left like a zombie

    The Misheard: And it drenches you upAnd you laugh like a soul train

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    Artist: Toploader

    Song: Dancing In The Moonlight

    Real Lyric: Dancing in the moonlight, everybody's feeling warm and bright

    The Misheard: Dancing in the moonlight, everyone's feeling all erotic

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    Artist: The Killers

    Song: Human

    Real Lyric: Are we human, or are we dancer? My sign is vital..

    The Misheard: Are we human, or are we campers? My silenced rifle..

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    Artist: Metallica

    Song: Fuel

    Real Lyric: Give me fuel,give me fire, give me that which I desire

    The Misheard: give me fuel, give me fire, give me double dragon's eyes

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    Artist: Vanessa Carlton

    Song: White Houses

    Real Lyric: he's so funny in is bright red shirt.

    The Misheard: he's so funny in is pirate shirt.

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    Artist: Corey Hart

    Song: Sunglasses at Night

    Real Lyric: So I can, so I can Keep track of the visions in my eyes

    The Misheard: So I can, so I canKeep track of the visions in my ass

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