The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Your eyes perspired, a spike in my fascination.
The Misheard: And I smell spam, a spike in my fascination.
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Real Lyric: And it wrenches you up and you're left like a zombie
The Misheard: And it drenches you upAnd you laugh like a soul train
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Real Lyric: Dancing in the moonlight, everybody's feeling warm and bright
The Misheard: Dancing in the moonlight, everyone's feeling all erotic
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Real Lyric: Are we human, or are we dancer? My sign is vital..
The Misheard: Are we human, or are we campers? My silenced rifle..
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Real Lyric: Give me fuel,give me fire, give me that which I desire
The Misheard: give me fuel, give me fire, give me double dragon's eyes
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Real Lyric: he's so funny in is bright red shirt.
The Misheard: he's so funny in is pirate shirt.
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Real Lyric: So I can, so I can Keep track of the visions in my eyes
The Misheard: So I can, so I canKeep track of the visions in my ass
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Real Lyric: Can you take me higher? To a place where blind men see
The Misheard: Can you take me higher?To a place where Linemen see
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Real Lyric: How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat
The Misheard: How can you have any pushing if you don't kick your feet
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Real Lyric: Your crazy ex-lover
The Misheard: your crazy Aunt's blubber
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