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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Styx

    Song: Miss America

    Real Lyric: Well aren't you Miss America Don't you Miss America Won't you Miss America

    The Misheard: Well, F**k you Miss America!F**k you, Miss America!F**k you, Miss America!!

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    Artist: Bush

    Song: Everything Zen

    Real Lyric: Try to see once my way

    The Misheard: Crusty was my wine

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    Artist: Judas Priest

    Song: Rocka Rolla

    Real Lyric: She's a bar room fighter, ten pint a nighter

    The Misheard: She's a bar room fighter, tampon igniter

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Better Man

    Real Lyric: Can't find a better man.

    The Misheard: Can't find the butter man.

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    Artist: Lynyrd Skynyrd

    Song: Freebird

    Real Lyric: Gonna Fly-yyyy Free Bird yeah!

    The Misheard: Gonna Lie! Free Bird!

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    Artist: Silversun Pickups

    Song: Little Lover's So Polite

    Real Lyric: Waking up the core needs

    The Misheard: Waking up the Courtneys

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    Artist: Billy Joel

    Song: We Didn't Start the Fire

    Real Lyric: Lawrence of Arabia, British Beatlemania Ole Miss, John Glenn, Liston beats Patterson

    The Misheard: Lawrence of Arabia, British BeatlemaniaOle Miss, John Glenn, Liston, Allison

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    Artist: Lynyrd Skynyrd

    Song: Sweet Home Alabama

    Real Lyric: Big wheels keep on turnin'. Carry me home to see my kin. Singin' songs about the Southland . I miss Alabama once again and I think it's a sin.

    The Misheard: Big heels keep on turnin'. Carry me home to see my tin. Swingin' Logs in the backseat. I miss Alexandra once again and I think I'm in.

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    Artist: Queen

    Song: We Are The Champions

    Real Lyric: I paid my dues

    The Misheard: I paid my Jews

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    Artist: The Clovers

    Song: Love Potion Number Nine

    Real Lyric: gypsy with the gold capped tooth

    The Misheard: gypsy with the old tatoo

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