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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Slipknot

    Song: Liberate My Madness

    Real Lyric: Liberate my madness [x2] I just want to... Liberate my madness [x3]

    The Misheard: Ripe Bananas [x2] I just want some... Ripe Bananas [x3]

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    Artist: Elvis Presley

    Song: Return To Sender

    Real Lyric: Return to sender.

    The Misheard: Return December.

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    Artist: Aerosmith

    Song: Rag Doll

    Real Lyric: Rag doll, living in a movie.

    The Misheard: Whacked off in the middle of a movie.

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    Artist: Outkast

    Song: Hey Ya

    Real Lyric: Shake it like a polaroid picture

    The Misheard: Shake it like a bowl of raw pizza

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    Artist: Mac Davis

    Song: Baby, Baby Don't Get Hooked on Me

    Real Lyric: Baby, Baby don't get hooked on me.

    The Misheard: Baby, Baby don't get hookworms please.

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    Artist: Traditional

    Song: Winter Wonderland

    Real Lyric: In the meadow we can build a snowman And pretend that he is Parson Brown

    The Misheard: In the meadow we can build a snowmanAnd pretend that he is parched and brown

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Crocodile Rock

    Real Lyric: When Suzie wore her dresses tight

    The Misheard: That Suzie woman, dressed in tights

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    Artist: Justin Timberlake

    Song: Cry Me A River

    Real Lyric: The damage is done so I guess I'll be leaving here.

    The Misheard: Jimmie Jean Johnson, I guess I believe in you

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    Artist: Santana

    Song: Oye Como Va

    Real Lyric: Oye Como Va

    The Misheard: See the comb I bought.

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    Artist: Adele

    Song: Chasing Pavements

    Real Lyric: Even if it leads nowhere

    The Misheard: Even if Talib's nowhere

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