The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: First I was afraid, I was petrified.
The Misheard: First I was afraid I was a pedophile.
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Real Lyric: hey little thing let me light your candle cause mamma i'm so hard to handle now yes sir am
The Misheard: hey little thing let me light your candle cause mamma i'm so hard to handle now mess around
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Real Lyric: black hole sun wont you come and wash away the rain
The Misheard: butt-hole sun wont you come and wipe my **s away
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Real Lyric: jeremy spoke in class yesterday
The Misheard: jeremy spoke in clearlessly
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Real Lyric: its too late to apologize
The Misheard: its too late to call the judge
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Real Lyric: Us girls we are so magical Soft skin, red lips, so kissable
The Misheard: Us girls we are so magicalSoft skin, bread lips, so kissable
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Real Lyric: I'm watching you two from the closet wishing to be the friction in your jeans
The Misheard: I'm watching you two form a closetwishing to be the freak sheep in your jeans
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Real Lyric: Yeah You PMS Like A B*tch
The Misheard: Yeah You PMS Like Your Hitch
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Real Lyric: "I want you to know that I'm happy for you"
The Misheard: I want you to know that I have beef for you.
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Real Lyric: And handling my business
The Misheard: And handling my penis
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