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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Cranberries

    Song: Linger

    Real Lyric: You know I'm such a fool for you

    The Misheard: You know I'm such a fool Freddy yeah

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    Artist: David Cook

    Song: Time Of My Life

    Real Lyric: This is the time, this is the time to be more than a name, or a face in the crowd...

    The Misheard: This is the time, this is the time to be born with a name, just a face in the crowd...

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    Artist: Jason Mraz

    Song: I'm Yours

    Real Lyric: I tryed to be chill, but your'e so hot that I melted

    The Misheard: I tryed to beat you, but your'e so hard that I belted

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    Artist: Aerosmith

    Song: Same Old Song and Dance

    Real Lyric: You shaved, your lookin' looser You played with my gun

    The Misheard: A pack of drunken losers, playing with guns.

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    Artist: Mariah Carey

    Song: Underneath the Stars

    Real Lyric: And we left our secret place so far behind

    The Misheard: And I left my cigarette placed on your behind

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    Artist: Simon and Garfunkel

    Song: The Boxer

    Real Lyric: Asking only workman's wages I come looking for a job But I get no offers... Just a come-on from the whores on 7th Avenue

    The Misheard: Asking only workman's wages I go looking for a job but I get no offers...Just a come-on from the warzone, 7th avenue

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    Artist: Doors

    Song: Love Her Madly

    Real Lyric: Don't you love her madly Want to be her daddy...

    The Misheard: Don't you love her madlyWant to beat her badly...

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    Artist: The Smiths

    Song: Bigmouth Strikes Again

    Real Lyric: I was only joking when I said I'd like to smash every tooth in your head...

    The Misheard: I was only joking when I said I'd like to smash a green tube in your head.

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    Artist: T.I.

    Song: Live Your Life

    Real Lyric: Ain't got no time for no haters.

    The Misheard: Ain't got no time for no aycha.

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    Artist: Madonna

    Song: Papa Don't Preach

    Real Lyric: Well I've made up my mind I'm keepin' my baby. I'm gonna keep my Baby, ooh

    The Misheard: Well I've made up my mind I'm eatin' my baby. I'm gonna eat my Baby, mmm

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