The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You shaved, your lookin' looser You played with my gun
The Misheard: A pack of drunken losers, playing with guns.
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Real Lyric: And we left our secret place so far behind
The Misheard: And I left my cigarette placed on your behind
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Real Lyric: Asking only workman's wages I come looking for a job But I get no offers... Just a come-on from the whores on 7th Avenue
The Misheard: Asking only workman's wages I go looking for a job but I get no offers...Just a come-on from the warzone, 7th avenue
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Real Lyric: Don't you love her madly Want to be her daddy...
The Misheard: Don't you love her madlyWant to beat her badly...
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Real Lyric: I was only joking when I said I'd like to smash every tooth in your head...
The Misheard: I was only joking when I said I'd like to smash a green tube in your head.
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Real Lyric: Ain't got no time for no haters.
The Misheard: Ain't got no time for no aycha.
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Real Lyric: Well I've made up my mind I'm keepin' my baby. I'm gonna keep my Baby, ooh
The Misheard: Well I've made up my mind I'm eatin' my baby. I'm gonna eat my Baby, mmm
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Real Lyric: Say love aint the same On the south side of town..
The Misheard: Ya say ya saw SatinOn the south side of town...
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Real Lyric: "Fragile but Free"
The Misheard: "French Fries are Free"
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Real Lyric: I'm mentally numb...
The Misheard: I'm mentally dumb...
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