The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: ...karma-karma-karma-karma-karma-chameleon...
The Misheard: ...become a-come a-come a-come a-come a comedian...
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Real Lyric: Something in the way she moves, attracts me like no other lover.
The Misheard: Something in the way she moos, attracts me like no utter heffer.
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Real Lyric: In a world of human wreckage...
The Misheard: In a world of human rickets...
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Real Lyric: The new york times effect on man
The Misheard: The New York Times is our paper, man...
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Real Lyric: Undercover angel, midnight fantasy
The Misheard: Chocolate covered angels, that's my fantasy
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Real Lyric: Lookin' for some hot stuff baby this evenin' I need some hot stuff baby tonight I want some hot stuff baby this evenin' Gotta have some hot stuff Gotta have some lovin' tonight I need hot stuff I want some hot stuff I need hot stuff
The Misheard: Lookin' for a hot tub baby this evenin'I need a hot tub baby tonightI want a hot tub baby this evenin'Gotta have some hot tubsGotta have some scrubbin' tonightI need hot tubI want some hot tubI need hot hot tub
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Real Lyric: Walking in your footsteps
The Misheard: Walking in your foodstamps
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Real Lyric: I stand alone
The Misheard: I stand below
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Real Lyric: My body is burning It starts to shout Desire is coming It breaks out loud Lust is in cages Till storm breaks loose Just have to make it With someone I choose
The Misheard: My buddy's burningHe farts it outThe fire is calmingit breaks out loudLust is in cagesTill worm makes loseJust have to get nakedWith someone I choose
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Real Lyric: Drove Downtown in the rain nine-thirty on a Tuesday night Just to check out the late-night record shop Call it impulsive, call it compulsive, call it insane But when I'm surrounded I just can't stop
The Misheard: Drove downtown in the rain life's dirty on a tuesday yeahJust to check out Lela's report shockcall it and pulse it, call it compulsive, call it inane,But when I'm surrounded I just can't start up
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