The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Run as fast as I can to the middle of nowhere To the Middle of my Frustrated Fears
The Misheard: Run to the fastest gas canto the middle of the wayTo the Middle of my Front Street Fears
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Real Lyric: The trip to Brazil
The Misheard: The trip to the zoo
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Real Lyric: Little Bones
The Misheard: LETTERBOMBS!!
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Real Lyric: Don't get me started on Monday morning, it would be overkill, overkill.
The Misheard: Don't get me started on my name it's boring,it would be Abigail, Abigail.
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Real Lyric: If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
The Misheard: if we locked then you should've poured a drink on it
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Real Lyric: There's a bad moon on the rise
The Misheard: There's a bathrom on the rise.
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Real Lyric: All of the other Reindeer used to laugh and call him names
The Misheard: Olive, the other Reindeer, used to laugh and call him names
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Real Lyric: ...karma-karma-karma-karma-karma-chameleon...
The Misheard: ...become a-come a-come a-come a-come a comedian...
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Real Lyric: Something in the way she moves, attracts me like no other lover.
The Misheard: Something in the way she moos, attracts me like no utter heffer.
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Real Lyric: In a world of human wreckage...
The Misheard: In a world of human rickets...
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