The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Like a hard candy with a surprise center
The Misheard: Like a hard candy with a stir-fry center
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Real Lyric: Two trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside
The Misheard: Two trailer park girls brownie outside, brownie outside
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Real Lyric: Yes I'm livin' at a pace that kills.
The Misheard: Yes I'm livin' and I respect you.
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Real Lyric: Choking on the ashes of her (your?) enemy.
The Misheard: Choking on the ashes of a renegade.
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Real Lyric: So I lit a fire Isn't it good, Norwegian Wood
The Misheard: So, I licked her thighIsn't it good, Norwegian Wood
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Real Lyric: Don't bring your sadness down on me Peace is free
The Misheard: Don't bring your sadness down on meJesus Freak
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Real Lyric: Your lips are venomous poison
The Misheard: Your hips are luminous soybeans
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Real Lyric: Dog eat Dog Every day
The Misheard: Donkey KongEvery Day
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Real Lyric: I was caught, in the middle of a railroad track.
The Misheard: I was caught, in the middle of a rainbow attack.
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Real Lyric: You've Been Hit By You've Been Struck By - A Smooth Criminal
The Misheard: you've been kissed byyou've been touched bya smooth criminal
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