The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Do they wabble to and fro?
The Misheard: Do they wabble to the floor?
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Real Lyric: Purple haze all in my brain...
The Misheard: Your hands are in my brain...
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Real Lyric: North to south Empty Running on Bravado As if to say, as if to say As if to say, he doesn't like chocolate He's born a liar, he'll die a liar Some things will never be different Stop being so American There's a time and there's a place So James Dean So blue jeans Gonna save the world He's gonna Are you hoping for a miracle? Are you hoping for a miracle? Are you hoping for a miracle? Are you hoping for a miracle? Three out of five, three out of five (it's not enough) Six out of ten Better luck next time Just like his Dad, just like his Dad (the same mistakes) Some things will never be different Hungry and dumb, hungry and dumb (so wait in line) Queuing up for some more junk food It's not my fault, it's not my fault (just this once) They're getting so much younger Why can't you be more European Bastard child of guilt and shame Bury your head in the sand I'm thinking six, six, six I'm thinking six Are you hoping for a miracle? Are you hoping for a miracle? Are you hoping for a miracle? Are you hoping for a miracle? It's not enough.
The Misheard: Knock this outEnvyRunning’ onFatherAs if to say, as if to dayAs if to say it is chocolateHe was forever, he’ll be a liarSome things will never be differentSo stop beingAmerican, there’s a time and there’s a place
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Real Lyric: Disturbia!
The Misheard: Disturbula!
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Real Lyric: Home, where my love lies waiting silently for me
The Misheard: Home, where my love lies waiting, silently forming
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Real Lyric: They got us livin' off the fad o' the land
The Misheard: They got us livin' off the fat o' the lamb
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Real Lyric: It's a heartache, nothing but a heartache...
The Misheard: It's a holly, nothing but a holly...
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Real Lyric: you don't eat meat and drive electrical cars...
The Misheard: you don't eat me and drive electrical cars
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Real Lyric: "I'll never be your beast of burden" "I can suck it up"
The Misheard: "I'll never be your big suburban""and suck a duck"
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Real Lyric: Ain't got no quarrels with God
The Misheard: Ain't got no whores with guns
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