The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Don't make me chase you boy, you know i'm game
The Misheard: Don't make me chase you boy, you know i'm gay
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Real Lyric: Say something
The Misheard: Theezakje
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Real Lyric: I'm going down in flames for you
The Misheard: I'm doing dirty things for you
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Real Lyric: And when you finally figure out what it is you need You better think of me (think of me) No no no no (repeated)
The Misheard: And when you finally figure out what it is you needYou better finger me (finger me)No no no no (repeated)
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Real Lyric: Down on the corner, out in the street Willie and the Poorboys are playin' Bring a nickel, tap your feet
The Misheard: Down on the corner, out in the streetBenny and the ButtBoys are playin'Bring a nickel, tap your feet
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Real Lyric: Oh Mystery Lady You've got something I like
The Misheard: Oh Mister Lady you've got something I like
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Real Lyric: And we can't be late
The Misheard: I'm a Capulet
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Real Lyric: Do they wabble to and fro?
The Misheard: Do they wabble to the floor?
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Real Lyric: Purple haze all in my brain...
The Misheard: Your hands are in my brain...
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Real Lyric: North to south Empty Running on Bravado As if to say, as if to say As if to say, he doesn't like chocolate He's born a liar, he'll die a liar Some things will never be different Stop being so American There's a time and there's a place So James Dean So blue jeans Gonna save the world He's gonna Are you hoping for a miracle? Are you hoping for a miracle? Are you hoping for a miracle? Are you hoping for a miracle? Three out of five, three out of five (it's not enough) Six out of ten Better luck next time Just like his Dad, just like his Dad (the same mistakes) Some things will never be different Hungry and dumb, hungry and dumb (so wait in line) Queuing up for some more junk food It's not my fault, it's not my fault (just this once) They're getting so much younger Why can't you be more European Bastard child of guilt and shame Bury your head in the sand I'm thinking six, six, six I'm thinking six Are you hoping for a miracle? Are you hoping for a miracle? Are you hoping for a miracle? Are you hoping for a miracle? It's not enough.
The Misheard: Knock this outEnvyRunning’ onFatherAs if to say, as if to dayAs if to say it is chocolateHe was forever, he’ll be a liarSome things will never be differentSo stop beingAmerican, there’s a time and there’s a place
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