The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: ...so you better spin that pitch you're gonna throw me, YEAH.
The Misheard: ...so you best skin that bi*ch you're gonna throw me, YEAH.
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Real Lyric: The girl with kaliedescope eyes.
The Misheard: The girl with colitis goes by.
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Real Lyric: At the point of ecstasy, I write a symphony of poetry in motion.
The Misheard: I'm the boy who likes to sing, I'll write a symphony and show at the emotion.
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Real Lyric: Then put your little hand in mine, there aint no hill or mountain we can't climb
The Misheard: Then get your little hand in line, there aint no hell formed mountain, we can't climb
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Real Lyric: and I've been wrong, i've been down, been to the bottom of every bottle these five words in my head scream "are we having fun yet?"
The Misheard: yeah I've been wrong, I've been dumbed,into the bottom every bottleyes I've burst in my handswim all the islands for you
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Real Lyric: Mary Moon.. will outlive all the septuagenarians
The Misheard: Mary Moe.. in love with barber set, vetenarian
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Real Lyric: Dude looks like a lady
The Misheard: Do the local lady
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Real Lyric: You go to school
The Misheard: You broke your school
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Real Lyric: More Human Than Human
The Misheard: More Human Than you'd admit
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Real Lyric: 'cause talkin' just turns into screamin'
The Misheard: Boba bought a new limousine
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