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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Gwen Stefani

    Song: Holla Back Girl

    Real Lyric: I ain't no holla back girl

    The Misheard: I ain't no Harlem bat girl

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    Artist: Creed

    Song: My Sacrifice

    Real Lyric: My Sacrifice

    The Misheard: My sac is nice.

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner

    Real Lyric: Sailing on and on and north 'til all is calm.

    The Misheard: Sailing on and on and on to lolly's cow.

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    Artist: Muse

    Song: Supermassive Black Hole

    Real Lyric: Super massive black hole.

    The Misheard: Super massive whack-a-mole.

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    Artist: The Offspring

    Song: Come Out And Play

    Real Lyric: Hey, come out and play.

    The Misheard: Hey, bubonic plague.

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    Artist: Billy Idol

    Song: Dancing With Myself

    Real Lyric: Dancing with myself.

    The Misheard: Dancing with my cell.

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    Artist: Jethro Tull

    Song: The Whistler

    Real Lyric: I whistle along on the seventh day whistle along on the seventh day.

    The Misheard: I witnessed the lump on the 7AI saw the luuump on the 7Aaa...

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    Artist: Opeth

    Song: The Lotus Eater

    Real Lyric: The skin is a mirror

    The Misheard: Just give me some beer

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    Artist: Bee Gees

    Song: Alone

    Real Lyric: I was a midnight rider on a cloud of smoke

    The Misheard: I wanted to be Knight Rider, oh but, I was broke

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    Artist: Theory of a Deadman

    Song: Bad Girlfriend

    Real Lyric: She likes to pull my hair when I make her grind her teeth

    The Misheard: She likes to pull my hair when I make a pot of tea

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