The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Super massive black hole.
The Misheard: Super massive whack-a-mole.
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Real Lyric: Hey, come out and play.
The Misheard: Hey, bubonic plague.
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Real Lyric: Dancing with myself.
The Misheard: Dancing with my cell.
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Real Lyric: I whistle along on the seventh day whistle along on the seventh day.
The Misheard: I witnessed the lump on the 7AI saw the luuump on the 7Aaa...
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Real Lyric: The skin is a mirror
The Misheard: Just give me some beer
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Real Lyric: I was a midnight rider on a cloud of smoke
The Misheard: I wanted to be Knight Rider, oh but, I was broke
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Real Lyric: She likes to pull my hair when I make her grind her teeth
The Misheard: She likes to pull my hair when I make a pot of tea
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Real Lyric: Hold me closer tiny dancer...
The Misheard: Hold my clothes and tie me down sir...
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Real Lyric: Then she sends the kids to school Sees them off with a small kiss
The Misheard: Then she sends the kids to schoolSends them off with the smokers.
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Real Lyric: I'll put assassins in your little head yeah
The Misheard: I'll put a sausage in your little hand yeah
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