The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'm gonna swallow my pride, say I'm sorry. Stop pointing fingers, the blame is on me.
The Misheard: I'm gonna swallow my brain, say I'm sorry.Stomp on my fingers, the blame is on me.
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Real Lyric: Everytime I move I lose
The Misheard: Everytime I poop I lose
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Real Lyric: "A light is waiting to carry you home"
The Misheard: "A Lion is waiting to carry you home"
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Real Lyric: Zoot suit riot...
The Misheard: Soups a fryin
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Real Lyric: Mama don't take my Kodachrome away.
The Misheard: Mama don't take my Coca-Cola away.
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Real Lyric: Each of her veils, a secret promise
The Misheard: Take a show'r with friends, you'll sleep, I promise
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Real Lyric: She traces me, and pulls me in.
The Misheard: She drinks his pee, and pulls me in.
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Real Lyric: I ain't no holla back girl
The Misheard: I ain't no Harlem bat girl
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Real Lyric: My Sacrifice
The Misheard: My sac is nice.
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Real Lyric: Sailing on and on and north 'til all is calm.
The Misheard: Sailing on and on and on to lolly's cow.
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