The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You rubbed an ice-cube on my chest snapped me 'til it hurt.
The Misheard: You rubbed an ice-cube on my chest SLAPPED me 'til it hurt.
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Real Lyric: Come sail away, come sail away.
The Misheard: Ponce de Leon, Ponce de Leon.
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Real Lyric: But Goddamn Imposter are you out of your mind
The Misheard: Goddamn it Walter, are you out of your mind!
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Real Lyric: You're a bad-hearted boy-trap, babydoll
The Misheard: You're bad, honey, for trapid love
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Real Lyric: I hate my job, all of my rich friends
The Misheard: I hate my job, on an Irish fence
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Real Lyric: Papa don't preach
The Misheard: Popular Pee
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Real Lyric: I don't mean to be sleazy Being you can't be easy When you're creepin' up the backstairs Mother's nightmares Falling in the front door My my Climbing in the window Get dressed, let's go Take your brother's car keys Bye bye
The Misheard: I don't mean to be sneezyBeing you can't be easyWhen you're creepin' up the backstairs Mother's nightmaresFalling in the front doorOf my mindClimbing in the windowGet dressed, let's goTake your brother's car keys
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Real Lyric: Elbow to elbow it will be just fine...
The Misheard: Everything everything will be just fine...
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Real Lyric: Come play my game
The Misheard: Oh...bye bye, guy!
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Real Lyric: Psychosomatic - addict - insane
The Misheard: Psychosomatic accusé (as in the one being accused)
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