The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Cut loose Footloose Kick off your Sunday shoes
The Misheard: FootlooseYou're a doucheKick off your Sunday shoes
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Real Lyric: Someone to rely on and looks good on tv.
The Misheard: Someone to rely on, mostly on tv
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Real Lyric: I had too much to dream Last night Last night
The Misheard: I had too much to drinkLast nightLast night
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Real Lyric: I'm All Shook Up
The Misheard: Amulshacup
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Real Lyric: I blew out my flip-flop; Stepped on a pop-top
The Misheard: I blew out my flip-flop; Stepped on a Pop-Tart
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Real Lyric: I got the right temperature to shelter you from the storm.
The Misheard: I got the right temperature Freschetta you from the start.
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Real Lyric: All the single ladies, all the single ladies
The Misheard: All the cigarettes, Al the cigarettes
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Real Lyric: She's got whatever it is That blows me away
The Misheard: She's got whatever, idiotsNow just go away
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Real Lyric: And I'm gonna miss everybody And I'm gonna miss everybody
The Misheard: Bananas for everybody Bananas for everybody
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Real Lyric: im hot for teacher
The Misheard: i popped the teacher
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