The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Warm smell of coletas
The Misheard: Warm smell of released gas
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Real Lyric: And as we wind on down the road
The Misheard: And there's a wino down the road
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Real Lyric: Here I come, well I better go.
The Misheard: Here I come with a billy goat.
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Real Lyric: I want to ride my bicycle
The Misheard: I want to ride my fried chicken
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Real Lyric: Kiss me through the phone.
The Misheard: Kiss me on the thumb.
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Real Lyric: I don't care what they say about us anyway
The Misheard: I don't care what they say about a silly wig
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Real Lyric: If I told you myself, I could've saved you the hell
The Misheard: If I touched myself I could've saved you the hell
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Real Lyric: Cut loose Footloose Kick off your Sunday shoes
The Misheard: FootlooseYou're a doucheKick off your Sunday shoes
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Real Lyric: Someone to rely on and looks good on tv.
The Misheard: Someone to rely on, mostly on tv
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Real Lyric: I had too much to dream Last night Last night
The Misheard: I had too much to drinkLast nightLast night
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