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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Boys Like Girls

    Song: Heels Over Head

    Real Lyric: You're burnin' bridges baby Make your wishes

    The Misheard: You're burning Bridget's babyMaking dishes

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    Artist: The Jam

    Song: Town Called Malice

    Real Lyric: Town Called Malice

    The Misheard: Time for a Marriage

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    Artist: Monica

    Song: Everytime Tha Beat Drop

    Real Lyric: All the ladies in the club grab a dude.

    The Misheard: All the ladies in the club drop a deuce.

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    Artist: Flight of the Conchords

    Song: If You're Into It

    Real Lyric: But if you want we could double team you

    The Misheard: And who in her only slip, who by barbaric b***h, who in the arms of love, who by something blond

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    Artist: Flight of the Conchords

    Song: If You're Into It

    Real Lyric: Gettin' nude with his food

    The Misheard: Gettin' lude with his food

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    Artist: Bee Gees

    Song: New York Mining Disaster 1941

    Real Lyric: Have you seen my wife, Mr. Jones?

    The Misheard: Have you seen the light, Bridget Jones?

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    Artist: Bee Gees

    Song: More Than A Woman

    Real Lyric: more than a woman, more than a woman to me

    The Misheard: bald headed woman, baldheaded woman to me

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    Artist: Kelly Clarkson

    Song: My Life Would Suck Without You

    Real Lyric: and honestly

    The Misheard: ants on a swing

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    Artist: Lady Gaga

    Song: Just Dance

    Real Lyric: RedOne A dizzy twisted dance, can't find my drink, oh man

    The Misheard: red winehow does he twist the dance, can't find my drink or man

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    Artist: Metallica

    Song: Enter Sandman

    Real Lyric: Dreams of war, dreams of liars Dreams of dragons fire And of things that will bite

    The Misheard: Dreams of war, dreams of liarsDreams of dragons fireAnd a baked apple pie.

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