The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: 'scuse me while i kiss the sky
The Misheard: Escuse me i'll go sit on this pie.
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Real Lyric: Destruction of men in their prime, whose average age was 19
The Misheard: Destruction of men in Iraq, whose average age was 19
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Real Lyric: It's like I told you, only the lonely can play
The Misheard: It's like I told you, only the lonely complain
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Real Lyric: Yea I'm a fan of Faulkner books And anything my mama cooks Small mouthed bass have got me hooked on Sunday afternoons
The Misheard: Yea I'm a fan of phone books And anything my mama cooks Small mouthed bass have got me hooked on Sunday afternoons
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Real Lyric: And your friends, they all come crawlin, Slap you on the back and say, Please.... Please.....
The Misheard: And your filthy uncle Cullin slaps you on the back and says pee.... pee....
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Real Lyric: I used up all of my tricks
The Misheard: I used to ball a matrix
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Real Lyric: i want my mullet back, my camero, and my 8 track
The Misheard: i want my mullet back, my camero and my nut****
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Real Lyric: I'm only gonna break your break your heart
The Misheard: I'm only gonna break your break your arm
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Real Lyric: I want a shot at redemption
The Misheard: I want to shout out damn s**t
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Real Lyric: War for territory!
The Misheard: War for Gary Coleman!
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