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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Operation Ivy

    Song: Smiling

    Real Lyric: Smiling when your friends are watching you.

    The Misheard: Smiling when your Grandpa's watching you.

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    Artist: The Cars

    Song: My Best Friend's Girl

    Real Lyric: Every new boy that you meet doesn't know the real surprise

    The Misheard: Every new boy that you meet doesn't look real surprised

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    Artist: Doors

    Song: L.A. Woman

    Real Lyric: L.A. woman Sunday afternoon

    The Misheard: L.A. woman Sawyer Avenue, then L.A. woman's all ya ever knew, then L.A. woman's all you'll have to do

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    Artist: Steve Miller Band

    Song: Jet Airliner

    Real Lyric: Big ol' jet airliner

    The Misheard: We're gonna clear that line up

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    Artist: David Archuleta

    Song: Touch My Hand

    Real Lyric: Only me, only you, and the band.

    The Misheard: Only me, only you, and the bed.

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    Artist: Dido

    Song: White Flag

    Real Lyric: I will go down with this ship

    The Misheard: I will go down with fishes

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    Artist: T.I.

    Song: Live Your Life

    Real Lyric: Ain't got no time for no haters

    The Misheard: Ain't got no time for no head jobs

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    Artist: Rolling Stones

    Song: Beast Of Burden

    Real Lyric: All your sickness, I can suck it up

    The Misheard: Aw yes he does, I can suck a duck

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    Artist: Tenacious D

    Song: POD

    Real Lyric: Gig simulation, now there's nowhere to hide

    The Misheard: Geek stimulation, now there's nowhere to hide

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    Artist: Bell, Book & Candle

    Song: Rescue Me

    Real Lyric: Let your, let your, let your amazement grow

    The Misheard: Laddie-o, laddie-o, laddie-o, ah, my knees must grow

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