The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Tonto know that Kimosabi Never ever have a woman Tonto sometime stop and wonder What the trip with the great white brother Maybe masked man he a poofter Try it on with surly Tonto
The Misheard: Tonto know that KimosabiNever ever have a womanTonto sometimes stop and wonderWhat the trick with the great white brotherMaybe masked man he a poofterTry it on with Shirley Thompson
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Real Lyric: oh I wish that I was looking into your eyes.....
The Misheard: oh I wish that I was looking into your ass...
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Real Lyric: Bismillah!
The Misheard: Wish me luck!
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Real Lyric: It's the Final Countdown
The Misheard: It's the fine old countdown
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Real Lyric: High blood drumming on your skin it's so tight
The Misheard: I am like German and your skin is so tight
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Real Lyric: Strut on a line, its discord and rhyme I howl and I whine Im after you Mouth is alive with juices like wine
The Misheard: Straddle the lime, it's disco and grimeI haven't no wine, I'm after youMouth is a lime. Juice is like wine
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Real Lyric: It means so much to me like a birthday or a pretty view
The Misheard: It means so much to me like a bird or plane or a pretty view
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Real Lyric: I tried so hard and got so far but in the end it doesn't even matter
The Misheard: I tried so hard and got so far but in the end I got even fatter
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Real Lyric: Scaramouche, scaramouche will you do the Fandango
The Misheard: Scare a Moose, scare a Moose, will you do the fake Dingo
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Real Lyric: I've got people in my ear telling me what to do.
The Misheard: I've got people in my beer telling me what to do.
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