The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Let the bible belt come and save my soul
The Misheard: Let the bottled milk come and save my soul
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Real Lyric: But Daddy left the proof on her cheek.
The Misheard: But Daddy left the poof on a tree.
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Real Lyric: Don't Fear The Reaper
The Misheard: Don't fear the reefer
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Real Lyric: He'll get home around seven 'Cause the chevy's real old
The Misheard: He'll go horny around seven'Cause her shirt's real low
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Real Lyric: Does she speak eloquently
The Misheard: Does she speak Gaelic like me
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Real Lyric: Sin after sin
The Misheard: Celibacy, celibacy
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Real Lyric: Ring a bell and I'll salivate...
The Misheard: Ring a bell and I'll celebrate...
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Real Lyric: look out cause i'm just too fake for the world i know it's just a game to me
The Misheard: look outcause i'm toothache for girli know its just too gay for me
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Real Lyric: Sure 'nough to knock a strong man to his knees.
The Misheard: Sure 'nough to knock your scrotum into her knees.
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Real Lyric: The visions dancing in my mind.
The Misheard: The fishes dancing in my mind.
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