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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Kenny Chesney

    Song: Because Of Your Love

    Real Lyric: Where I could swim in your deep blue passion, Or I could feel your love come crashing over me endlessly

    The Misheard: Where I could swim in your deep blue passion,Or I could feel your love come crashing over meand Leslie

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    Artist: Cannibal Corpse

    Song: Hammer Smashed Face

    Real Lyric: There is something inside me It's coming out I feel like killing you Let loose of the anger, held back too long My blood runs cold

    The Misheard: *unintelligble pig squeals*

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    Artist: Counting Crows

    Song: Big Yellow Taxi

    Real Lyric: They paved paradise and put up a parkin' lot

    The Misheard: Big pair of dice, put up a farking lot

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    Artist: Nirvana

    Song: In Bloom

    Real Lyric: Sell the kids for food

    The Misheard: Smell the kids, dude

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    Artist: Aerosmith

    Song: Sweet Emotion

    Real Lyric: Sweet emotion

    The Misheard: Real emotion

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    Artist: Avril Lavigne

    Song: Sk8er Boi

    Real Lyric: five years from now she sits at home feeding the baby she's all alone

    The Misheard: five years from now she's in dead homefeeding the baby she oughta know

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    Artist: David Bowie

    Song: Ziggy Stardust

    Real Lyric: Making love to his ego

    The Misheard: Making love to the tea girls

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    Artist: The Fray

    Song: You Found Me

    Real Lyric: Oh, Oh, Be my baby.

    The Misheard: Oh,Oh,Heave, a baby!

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    Artist: Savage Garden

    Song: Affirmations

    Real Lyric: I believe that beauty magazines promote low self esteem

    The Misheard: I believe that nudie magazines promote your selfesteem

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    Artist: Rooney

    Song: I'm a Terrible Person

    Real Lyric: It's gonna be a bad day come Sunday

    The Misheard: It's gonna be a magic jumpsuit day.

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