The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Young gay Republicans
The Misheard: Don't date Republicans
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Real Lyric: Liquid crystals on his watch catch rays of morning peeking through.
The Misheard: Liquid crystal Zombies watch catch-phrase whilst only picking fruit.
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Real Lyric: The only thing I’ve got’s this electrorock cancer
The Misheard: The only thing I’ve got’s this electrorock hamster
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Real Lyric: Come bring me your softness, comfort me through all this madness
The Misheard: Come bring me your soft ass,comfort me through all this madness
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Real Lyric: I never... I never...
The Misheard: Viagra,Viagra!
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Real Lyric: You could make grown men gasp
The Misheard: You could make the Roman gasp
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Real Lyric: Your father's still perfecting ways of making sealing wax
The Misheard: Your father's still perfecting ways of making silly wacks
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Real Lyric: VIP with the moviestars
The Misheard: be happy with the moviestars
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Real Lyric: And it's obvious that your dying, dying/ Just living proof that the camera's lying
The Misheard: And it's out the @$$ that you're dying, dying/ Just living through the vicarious lying
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Real Lyric: Dream of californication
The Misheard: Chemo-californication
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