The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: "Sheets of empty canvas / untouched sheets of clay / were laid spread out before me / as her body once did"
The Misheard: "Sheets of empty canvas / untouched sheets of clay / HER LEGS SPREAD OUT BEFORE ME / as her body once did"
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Real Lyric: you're motorin' what's your price for flight?
The Misheard: You're a Motorhead, what's your price tonight?
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Real Lyric: I'm too sexy for...
The Misheard: Five, two, sixty-four...
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Real Lyric: My posse's kickin up dust
The Misheard: My posse's kickin upchuck
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Real Lyric: Come all without, come all within You'll not see nothing like the Mighty Quinn
The Misheard: Grab the p***y next to you
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Real Lyric: Everybody knows that smoking ain't allowed in school.
The Misheard: Everybody knows that smoking in the lounge is cool.
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Real Lyric: p-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
The Misheard: p-p-p poker face, f-f-f**ker face
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Real Lyric: you make me feel like the one
The Misheard: you make me feel like a worm
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Real Lyric: They say that kid he's got soul.
The Misheard: Sheep s**t, bear stands on the back of my neck
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Real Lyric: Don't you ever, ever, ever trust my mercy.
The Misheard: Don't you ever, ever, ever trust my p**sy.
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