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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Madness

    Song: One Step Beyond

    Real Lyric: This is the heavy heavy monster sound The nuttiest sound around

    The Misheard: This is the heavy heavy monster soundThe nazist sound around

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    Artist: Creedence Clearwater Revival

    Song: Lookin' Out My Back Door

    Real Lyric: Tambourines and elephants are playing in the band

    The Misheard: Dead marines and Elvis are playing in the band

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    Artist: Steve Miller Band

    Song: Fly Like an Eagle

    Real Lyric: Shoe the children With no shoes on their feet House the people Livin' in the street

    The Misheard: Shoot the childrenWith no shoes on their feetHow's the peopleLivin' in the street?

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    Artist: Erik B. and Rakim

    Song: Paid in Full

    Real Lyric: So I start my mission, leave my residence Thinking "How can I get some dead presidents"

    The Misheard: So I start my mission, leave my residenceThinking "How can I get some def precedence"

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    Artist: Huey Lewis & the News

    Song: Heart of Rock and Roll

    Real Lyric: the heart of rock 'n roll is still beatin'

    The Misheard: The Heart of Rock 'n Roll is Topeka.

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    Artist: MGMT

    Song: Kids

    Real Lyric: Control yourself, take only what you need from it.

    The Misheard: Enjoy yourself, take only what you need from me.

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    Artist: Paramore

    Song: Misery Business

    Real Lyric: Whoah, I never meant to brag, but I got him where I want him now. Whoah, it was never my intention to brag, to steal it all away from you now. But god does it feel so good, cause I got him where I want him now. And if you could then you know you would, cause god this just feels so, it just feels so good.

    The Misheard: Whoah, we're never meant to break, but I gotted what I wanted now. Woah, it was never my intention to break, to steal it all away from you now. Because it feels so good, cause I gotted what I wanted now. And if you could then you know you wou

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    Artist: Daughtry

    Song: Over You

    Real Lyric: I felt if I was in way too deep

    The Misheard: I fell too far, was in way too deep

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    Artist: 3Oh!3

    Song: Don't Trust Me

    Real Lyric: I got the breath of a last cigarette on my teeth

    The Misheard: I got the breath of a last sick rat on my teeth

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    Artist: Cornershop

    Song: Brimful Of Asha

    Real Lyric: Brimful Of Asha on the 45

    The Misheard: A real cool rasher on the 45

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